Vincent Macropod in “Not So Fresh”
Reverend Matt
I would like to formally welcome Craig to the list of contibutors to this here site, and I would like to do it right now. So I am! With Craig on board, Dimfuture enters the next level. If he can’t whip Dan and I into shape, we will not be whipped. That sounded cooler in my head. Anyway, you already see Craig’s genius, and the effect he’s had on Dan! Will I follow suit? Not after this post that Dan’s got for tomorrow, which will be crushing my will to live.
Anyway, here’s a cartoon of some sort, and below, annotations for same!
- This is, of course, not really about my wife. No no! Seriously, where it came from is the fact that I drew Isabelle’s hands as being freakishly colossal last week, for some goddamn reason. “Why are her hands so stinkin’ huge?” I asked myself. Here we see why.
- My wife would never kill me with a katana. She would kill me with her bare hands.
April 18th, 2007 at 11:19 am
If he can’t whip Dan and I into shape, we will not be whipped. That sounded cooler in my head.
I have no idea why, but it took me a good minute to stop laughing after I read that.
I once took a picture of my wife standing in front of a tower. I took it at a weird angle, and she looked enormous because of the perspective. I then learned that it is not appropriate to describe your wife, or even her photographic representation, as resembling a “sasquatch”.
April 18th, 2007 at 11:43 am
This Macropod is… really surreal, bizarre, almost Lynchian in proportions. I laughed very hard. I think it might also be the most quotable Macropod to date.
“Mom of God!”
“You killed Sammy Davis Jr!”
“God hell! Giant hands!”
April 18th, 2007 at 11:43 am
Also, Vincent listens to Daughtry?!
April 18th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
I know that look VM has in the 4th panel. I see it in Ace periodically. Then it’s smackin’ time!
April 18th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Thanks so much for welcomming me on board. I’ve had a very positive experience as a dimfuture contributor so far, and I look forward to many more weeks of entertainment and information. Now, let me find my inspiration stick, and we’ll see about the whipping into shape.
April 19th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
By the way, Vincent’s expression in the next-to-last panel really reminds me of this.